Fans of Elvis Presley were both excited and saddened today as news of The King, who was thought to have died in 1977, had been found alive inside a Louisville, Kentucky mall.

The news of Elvis’s apparent resurrection was short lived when approximately fifteen minutes later he was pronounced dead after suffering a stroke.

The mystery behind the death of Elvis has long been a topic of much debate, but had mostly died out in the recent years on account that most thought it was a stupid topic.

Jerry Cantro, who runs the website http://www.Elvisiseverywhere.org, a website devoted to Elvis sightings and Elvis memorabilia, had this to say, “I told you Elvis was alive. None of you believed me when I said I saw Elvis back in 1983. He was at the Grand Rapids, Michigan movie theater walking into the Jaws 3-D screening. I told you so. You all just laughed, only Weekly world News believed me………screw you people.”

The couple that spotted him in the mall, Jonathan and Judy Hogan from Clearwaters, Florida, would not talk to us directly but released a statement to the press saying that they are very saddened by the sudden loss of an American icon and when they spotted him buying a Cushioned Sleep Mask in the Brookstone store, he looked well and not in any way unhealthy.

He will be missed again.