Stereotype

Local teacher loves making fun of stereo types

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Chicago, IL

Ronald Fisher loves making fun of his students stereo types.

He’ll do it straight to their face even. More so if he gets to do it during the Algebra class he teaches at Mary Hill High in the historic Chicago district of Englewood.

“Oh its all in good fun.” Fischer told us by phone, “I guess there is a deeper message if you really want to find one, but it’s still in good fun.

Ill tell all the students that Whites are simply the best around, no question. Of course, that statement is inevitably always argued against by my students who like Blacks.

I always win the discussion after I stand the the two side by side(Whites and Blacks) and get my kids to listen to each one.

They are shocked when they find that they can hear and understand every word coming from the Whites but just hear a jumbled mess coming from the Blacks.

Im just trying to show my students why Whites are the best choice at the end of the day.”

“I don’t care if you’re having to choose a component, bookshelf, portable, handheld, auto or marine stereo, Whites Electronics are always the best choice for both the price and quality. My students don’t understand any of this when ever they go shopping for a new type of stereo, its all about bass to them, which, admittedly, Blacks stereos are the best for that aspect… But that’s about it(chuckles)…. I guess Sony is pretty good as well, but never Kenwood.”

School officials are said to be investigating the matter but are unsure why

Alcoholic nation of Poland complains Stereotypes are offensive

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The crime-ridden, alcoholic nation of Poland went before NATO today complaining that stereotypes about their communistic land are hurting its economy, namely the tourist portion.

When the anti-Semitic speaker of Poland had finished he was met with a small amount of applause and some light finger snapping from the hippie loving, pot smoking liberal representatives of Nato(Sean Penn was there).

Reps for the Asian portions of the world and the people who are clearly smarter than everyone(especially where math is concerned) gave Poland its full support in getting rid of stereotypes, adding “We very, very excited to support Poland in stereotype problem. We know all to well stereotyping, it bad, bad thing. Ching chow.” He then drove off and wrecked his car into the building across the street.

America is apparently on the fence when it comes to certain views on stereotypes. President Trump, himself a rich, white Republican who hates minorities and womens rights, sent a message to the leader of Poland after his speech, saying, “We support your speech. As you know, my nation is filled with dumb blondes, stupid jocks, slutty cheerleaders, rich white guys, drunk Irish, inbred hillbillies, hairy, bomb wearing middle eastern guys, trailer park trash, smarty pants, game playing Asians and more Mexican illegals than I can shake a stick at. What I’m saying is, stereotypes have no place in our society so we stand with you in eradicating those types of views from the face of the Earth.” ,

The wild animal roaming, dirt road nation of Poland also got support from the racist nation of South Africa, the big nosed French, the no sense of humor Nazi loving Germany and the really bad dancing white guy in the corner.

More as it develops.