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Talker99 looks to the Future right Now: A special report about Tomorrow Today

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The Future.

Can you see it? Eleven words from now I’m going to say the word cool.

Cool, right?

You my friend were just told the Future. How did I do it? What else can I see? Easy now young fella’, all in do time, because the Future is all around us.

The Future is right Now…….

Or is it? Some people say that in order to understand the Future we must first look at the sins of the past.

How exactly does one look at the past in order to understand the Future and what does any of that have to do with the Now?

That my friends is for you to decide.

Everyone is granted a Future of their own making but your past actions can compromise your Now which in turn can destroy your Future.

Your Tomorrow can easily be affected by your Yesterday and your Today was probably foreseen by a Gypsy.

What does this all mean?

Simple, I was bored and decided to write.

(quick note from the editor(Talker99)….It’s late, I’m tired. All said and done it’s a damn fine piece of writing….)

Jesus spotted at J.F.K. International Airport

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Jesus Christ was recently spotted coming out of a plane at JFK International Airport, prompting believers to say that the son of the lord has finally returned home, though nothing has been confirmed yet from God

Coming off of a 6 hour American airlines flight from Houston, Jesus looked to be at peace with those around him despite the crown of thorns on his head and the fact that he died for all of our sins.

According to inflight personnel, Jesus was very pleasant, kept to himself and blessed most of the passengers on board before take off, prompting one atheist to “seriously think about converting”.

No word as to why Jesus was in New York.

Fourteen year old girl can’t wait to leave home

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Kendra Hearst, age fourteen, said  today that she “can’t freaking wait till (she’s) old enough to get the hell out of this stupid hillbilly town and away from idiots like you!”

The “you” that Kendra was referring to are her parents, Daryl and Samantha Hearst, and the town in question is Gypsy, Wyoming, population 22,000.

No word yet as to where Kendra might go but early reports are saying it might be Jeremy Kirkpatrick’s house.