Woman receives late night wrong number
Brenda Moore, a resident of Huxley, Iowa, was awoken last night at 2 A.M. to the sound of her phone ringing.
When she finally picked it up she found herself speaking to Cthulhu, the Great Old One who lived many ages before there were men.
The call, which lasted all of thirty seconds, was a simple dialing error on the part of Cthulhu(pronounced Kt-tol-ulhu), who was looking for a number ending with 364 but had mistakenly dialed 643 instead.
We talked to Brenda about the call and she told us that The Great Old One who is a monster the size of a mountain, “were nothing but nice, and once they realized their mistake were full of apologies.” She then added, “It was the exact opposite of what I thought Cthulhu would be like, especially since he has a heart that is the darkness and which has always been…. Plus I had no idea he would be British.”