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This is a new post(now in color!)

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This is a completely new post.

How can you actually tell its a new post and not some rehash of a previous post?

Simple….it says the word “New” in the title sentence.

Considering the word “New” is costing us about 14,000$ (in order to publish words such as “New” to you, (the reader), we,(the Publishers), must submit all articles for verification and processing through the Plagiarism and Copyright Commission U.S. Division(P.C.C.U.S.D) as stated in the Internet Guidelines Article 5.7.

The cost of doing this can be quite expensive seeing as they charge per word, this is why the internet is littered with nothing but headlines and short snappy posts made up of less than 500 words) we are not going to be wasting money on something that was already written within this website.

That my friends is how you know that what you are currently reading is New.

Thank you

Confused man thinks someone called his name

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For Tempe, Arizona resident Jerrod Ward, walking to and from work every day is more than just his way of saying that he’s trying to live “Green”, it’s also his favorite part of the day.

“Well, my favorite two parts of the day.” Jerrod told us by phone last Tuesday night, “See, cause I walk to work and then back home after I get off…….so, it’s my favorite “two” parts of the day.”

He then laughs and asks if I get the humor in what he said…..

(silence)

But last Monday night his walk home was interrupted for a few Earth shattering moments by a belief that someone called out his name, sending him into a confused state of looking around and wondering who it was.

Police are said to be investigating more important matters.

Scientists agree that its Sunny

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Birmingham, Al

At least five scientists in Birmingham have announced that it is indeed Sunny today.

This comes at a time when most of the scientists in the Birmingham community were at a loss as to why it wasn’t sunny, especially when it looked like it should be.

Matt Reeves, a scientist, talked to us by phone and told us what the mood was throughout his community, “Quite happy actually. I mean, the math was there and all signs showed that it was to be sunny…. but these last few days, well….they just left us with no sun. When it finally did come out it just proved that all our results from testing had in fact been correct, the sun was finally out.”

News as it updates.