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After years of searching, local man finds God

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For Mike Ferrel, his personal search for God has been a journey filled with many emotional ups and downs.

For years he has been on a spiritual mission to become closer to the lord in both mind and body. He has searched throughout thousands of churches, synagogues and christian based summer camps but never found the connection he was looking for.

Yesterday Mike Ferrel finally found his Lord and Savior……he lives at 1354 Beechnut Avenue in Orlando, Florida, apartment 1264.

“I’ll be honest with you,” Mike told us by phone, “I’m a little let down. I mean, for like, twenty some odd years I’ve been looking for God and this is where I find him? In some shit apartments in fucking Orlando?! Jesus Christ man! He works at Disney World for Christs sake!”

God, who could not be reached for comment, is in fact working at Disney World. He runs the Its a small world ride where his official title is Head Technician and creator of the known universe.

We talked to his supervisor, Park manager Tammie Darson, who had this to say, “Oh yes, God is a wonderful worker, always on time and very clean in appearance. The only complaint we have ever had on him is that he does seem to think he’s always right about how the ride animations should look because he’s the “Creator”….(Sighs) but otherwise he’s a wonderful person. I do wish he would shave that beard though.”

More as it develops

Is Timberlake bringing Sexy back?

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According to sources close to Justin Timberlake, the actor/singer is seriously considering bringing Sexy back sometime this year.

You may remember when Justin brought Sexy back in the summer of 2006. While it was a critical and commercial success, it had problems in the fact that those other boys didn’t know how to act.

Despite this setback, sources close to Justin are telling us that he is seriously going to go ahead and be gone with it while making up for things that he once lacked.

We’ll keep you posted.

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