Exclusive: Talker99 Interview

Seeing as how this is a new season of Talker99(following the sudden cancellation of the website last year by the Powers That Be(namely Me), it was soon decided that Talker99 should be brought back after an online petition was formed on Facebook.

Nearly 6000 signatures and four lawyer meetings later we are now finally ready to start the new season….the one you are currently reading) we thought it only fitting to start off with an interview with our Editor and Chief, Talker99(formally Talker96)

As we sat down with Talker99(in an undisclosed location deep within his home) we talked endlessly about the current state of things on the website(that you are currently on)what really happened between him and Jennifer Aniston and what he thinks is the actual proper way to pronounce the word “anticipation”.

It was a fun night filled with merriment, tears and delicious cheese bread supplied by Red Lobster(sponsor).

Talker99- Sup.

Talker99- Sup.

Talker99- So……another season?

Talker99- Looks that way.

Talker99- Cool.

Talker99- Cool.

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New post on womans blog

Julia Campbell, writer of the Blog, mylifeinlavender.wordpress.com, came back today in full force after a week long vacation with her husband and two kids.

So enthusiastic was she that her first words on the post were, “I’m back! Sorry I haven’t posted in a while but we went to visit my sick mother in Vermont and boy do I have some funny stories!”

The odd thing being that she thought anybody cared.

Bigfoot spotted in East Texas Macy’s

Shoppers at an East Texas mall got more than just good bargains while shopping at the local Macy’s department store.

At least four customers have reported that they saw the elusive Bigfoot while they were browsing through the men’s fashion section of the store.

Sandra Williams, who was there with her sixteen-year-old son, is one of the people who witnessed the creature. She sat down with us and described what it was she saw, “We were standing in the Ralph Lauren section of the menswear looking for clearance items. Suddenly there was this awful stench of what seemed to be urine and wet leaves. I was about to go and complain when my son starts tugging at my shoulder and pointing at what I thought was just a really tall and hairy man. Then I saw his feet, they were huge! I immediately knew what it was…Bigfoot! As shocked as I was, I stood there and watched as it looked over a few short sleeve Polo shirts. After a few minutes, it picked out a red, extra-large striped Polo and then wandered off into the sporting goods section. It was simply amazing!”

At least two other customers have come forth describing their encounter with the creature. It’s believed that the creature had come out of hiding because it was possibly attracted by the scent of the food court but ultimately stuck around due to the amazing savings taking place at the Macy’s one day sale.

Fourteen year old girl can’t wait to leave home

Kendra Hearst, age fourteen, said  today that she “can’t freaking wait till (she’s) old enough to get the hell out of this stupid hillbilly town and away from idiots like you!”

The “you” that Kendra was referring to are her parents, Daryl and Samantha Hearst, and the town in question is Gypsy, Wyoming, population 22,000.

No word yet as to where Kendra might go but early reports are saying it might be Jeremy Kirkpatrick’s house.