With more cops on duty, more volunteer patrol services and a new, far stricter punishment for criminals than of years past, it’s definitely looking like this years annual, Daylight Savings Spring forward, Fall back, will be less about time travel crimes and more about actually saving some daylight.

Last year was a record year in time travel crimes, all committed on or around Daylight savings time(the only day of the year that time travel is possible). With over 236 murders, 28,764 robberies and 689,976 timeline takebacks (people do something wrong an hour before the time shift and then take it back as if nothing happened when time shifts to an hour before or after).

This year though police are hoping to cut those numbers in half, starting with more community awareness campaigns and more officers on duty at the time of the shift. (with the exception of Arizona, who will see no such time shift due to the polarity of the Earth at the time of the change)

One of the biggest hurdles facing us as usual is the over abundance of Half-lifes.

Half-lifes, in case you didn’t know, are the people who were supposed to have died during the change in time but didn’t, placing them in a sort of controlled stasis until the time shifts back. These people raise many concerns for the public as they are met with both fear and pity by those they come in contact with.

Imagine waking after a month long coma and finding out you were supposed to have died during the time shift, while you may feel better, you also know that when the time shifts back you will be dying as scheduled and there is absolutely nothing you can do to change it.

Many Half-lifes face their last moments with a respectable attitude, but there are some who choose a more anarchist attitude towards all they meet. If you meet any of these types of Half-lifes during the months after the time shift, police are asking you to contact them immediately. A response team will arrive to handle the situation.

Overall, let’s make this time shift fun and worth while for everyone involved, after all, think of all the Daylight you will be saving.