The Trix cereal rabbit was arrested after an investigation into reports that the rabbit had been performing sexual acts with minors for bowls of cereal proved true.
The rabbit, who released a statement following the arrest, had this to say,
“I’m just glad that it’s all out in the open. Did you people not ever pay attention? The kids were saying, Tricks are for Kids!
I have a problem, I can admit this. I will seek help following my judgment. Thank you”
No word yet from the Trix cereal makers.
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