David Timly, from Fredrick, Ohio, started his first WordPress blog today with hopes of big readership brought in by his witty commentary.

Sadly, no one cared.

“I just don’t know why they aren’t reading my stuff.” David told us by phone, “I mean, I’ve always thought of myself as a good writer, it’s not professional or anything but…..my wife says it’s good.”

The rest of the Internet disagrees and the stats showcase this fact, much to Davids dismay.

His blog, which is filled with pictures of his family, some random poetry he wrote while in college and some off-putting commentary about his local grocery store (complete with bad Indian puns and a semi amusing anecdote on his hatred of chex mix), is not the literary masterpiece he believes it to be.

Only time will tell if Davids blog succeeds, but if it does, I probably won’t tell you about it.